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This is the personal Web site of Robert Wm. Gomez. I am an artist, musician and nerd living in Chicago, Illinois who has been maintaining this site (in one form or another) since 1996. Enjoy your visit!

No, The Case Is Happily Resolved (8/10)

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The final disc in the Years of Lead box set is not so much a poliziotteschi as it is a noir film or even a giallo. The plot is as follows: an average, middle class guy who witnesses a murder. The murderer is a revered intellectual and he goes to the police first to accuse our hero of the crime. The rest of the movie is the hero bumbling around and trying to cover up for a murder he didn’t commit. The lead is played in a comic/tragic way in which you are both rooting for him and angered by his stupid decisions. Unfortunately, the producers forced a “happy” ending which kinda ruins everything. On the disc the original, ambiguous ending is included which I wish they kept. Highly recommended.

La Califfa (5/10)

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Add this one to the growing list of Italian movies about middle-aged men whose lives are reinvigorated by cheating on their wives with women half their age. The soundtrack to this movie is one of Ennio Morricone’s best and I’ve been seeking this out for quite some time. The story is about a rich factory owner who begins to empathize with his striking workers after having an affair with the wife of a killed striker. He ends up in between the two sides and yadda yadda, love story, boom, dead. This is just thinly veiled commie gobbledygook and, worse than that, it’s dull.

Cry of a Prostitute (7/10)

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The brutality of this Italian crime thriller is way up there. At the same time, it has some of the fakest looking effects ever captured on screen. They did such awful things to that Silly Putty™. Henry Silva is a gangster returning to Sicily from America to clean the underworld of drug smugglers who use children’s bodies to transport heroin. He spends most of the movie sweating up his powder blue leisure suit and kicking ass. I would have liked to root for him but then he goes and assaults women the most horrendous ways imaginable. I’ll never look at Chili’s Baby Back Ribs the same way again.

The She Beast (6/10)

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The titular She Beast is a really great monster design. Unfortunately she is always filmed in blaring sunlight. Even the night scenes are shot with some of the least dark day-for-night cinematography I have ever seen. If hidden with a little shadow, the She Beast would have been an extremely effective movie monster. There is a little bit of gore and the attacks are definitely horrific but ultimately the tone of the movie is more deliberately comic than scary. That said, the characters are all fairly likable and, besides a five minute car chase, stays relatively entertaining until the end.

Highway Racer (7/10)

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As one might expect, this movie is just an excuse to have car chases on tiny Italian streets in tiny Italian cars. The plot centers on a group of bank robbers who use driving tactics to outsmart the cops and how it’s going to take an exceptional driver to catch them. There are themes of honor and brotherhood on both sides of the law. But, for the most part, this is all about the crazy driving.

Colt 38 Special Squad (8/10)

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The third poliziottesco in the Years of Lead box set is a kinetic action film with amazing nighttime photography and hand-held camera work. The story centers on a group of five policemen who have formed an elite team of motorcycling cops that are able to get the criminals when the regular cops can’t. The head of the team is committed to taking down the bomb-happy crime boss who killed his wife. Like most Italian films of the era, the plot and characters don’t exactly take center stage. It’s all about the chases, shootouts, and explosions. On that front, this film delivers.

School in the Crosshairs (7/10)

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This movie is completely bonkers. It starts off as a teen drama about some Japanese school kids who are trying to be the best ranked students in the class, while others just want to do extracurricular sports activities like kendo. I was ready to stop watching until about a quarter of the way through the movie it is revealed that the main character has psychic abilities and is communicating with a vampiric alien from Venus. I wasn’t surprised to discover that this is the same director as Hausu. The final act is a hallucinatory fever dream of bad special effects, weird costumes, and classical music. The story is a disjointed mess that makes no sense, but that might be the point.