My Movie Journal

As I get older I find myself forgetting if I'd seen a movie or read a book. Since 2005 I have been keeping track of everything I watch, read and sometimes listen too or play.

2012
Title Rating
I Vampiri 7/10

The English title of this one is Lust if the Vampire. Thankfully, these are just titles and there are no vampires... Read More...

Kill List 8/10

Kill List starts off as a relationship drama then soon morphs into a British gangster film following the antics of... Read More...

The House of Clocks 4/10

Aside from the laugh-out-loud "twist" finale involving a cat, a bag and a car driving down a winding road, this was, overall... Read More...

Don't Look Now 4/10

Don't Look Now is known mostly for Donald Sutherland's naked gyrations. I was more impressed with his hobbity mop... Read More...

All the Colors of the Dark 7/10

This was a strange, dreamy giallo that reminded me a lot of Bava's Lisa and the Devil. At any moment you don't know... Read More...

The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh 7/10

This was a beautifully shot Sergio Martino giallo. We soon find out what Mrs. Wardh's (no that's not a typo) vice is and... Read More...

Maniac 7/10

Movie number four from the excellent Icons of Suspense Collection: Hammer Films DVD package. Despite having a... Read More...

King Kong (Deluxe Extended Edition) 7/10

Buying this DVD was worth it for the extras (besides, I got it for less than five bucks). The movie itself was alright. As... Read More...

The Muppets 8/10

Generation X'ers like myself tend to have a bit too much nostalgia towards The Muppet Show and the first couple... Read More...

2011
Title Rating
The Psychic 7/10

Fulci! Certainly not the greatest Italian director, but he has his moments. This film, also known as Sette Note in Nero... Read More...

Tension 7/10

I thought this was a pretty good film noir. There are some truly silly plot points, like a character going incognito by not... Read More...

Captain America: The First Avenger 5/10

I didn't really mind the first third of the movie when The Cap'n is all weak and weirdly CGI looking, but the rest of the... Read More...

The Changeling 8/10

The film opens with George C. Scott witnessing a horrible car accident. The story then shifts to four months later with... Read More...

The Killer Must Kill Again 8/10

Who would have thought that the director of such legendary cheese-fests as Starcrash and  Hercules... Read More...

Let Sleeping Corpses Lie 7/10

This film is a pre Dawn of the Dead zombie flick that takes place in the idyllic English countryside. The first... Read More...

The Decent: Part 2 5/10

A completely unnecessary sequel that really has to defy all logic in order to get the cast members from the first film a... Read More...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 6/10

Quite possibly the weakest of the Potter movies. Nothing seems to happen and it feels overly long (and there is still... Read More...

Special When Lit 7/10

I do love pinball and this documentary is about a bunch of people who also love their pinball too. It was entertaining but... Read More...

Ponyo 7/10

This is another Miyazaki film to watch strictly for the visuals. The story is pretty inane, but, as far as kids movies go,... Read More...

The Snorkel 9/10

The third movie in the six film DVD set Icons of Suspense: Hammer Films is, so far, the best. The story takes the... Read More...

Martyrs 8/10

This is a French horror film that often gets lumped into the sub-genre of torture porn along with Hostel and ... Read More...

Cash on Demand 8/10

Another great thriller from the Icons of Suspense: Hammer Films DVD six-pack. This one pits Grand Moff Tarkington... Read More...

Stop Me Before I Kill! 8/10

This is a good film noir from the six movie Icons of Suspense Collection: Hammer Films DVD set. There is plenty of... Read More...

Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed 6/10

After a gruesome and exciting start, this film loses steam fast. Peter Cushing never comes off as creepy and evil as I think... Read More...

The Adventures of Hercules 6/10

This movie is part of a DVD double feature with the amazing Hercules. See my... Read More...

Greenberg 7/10

Sure there are a few laughs, but, for the most part, Greenberg is a drifting, plotless character study of a really... Read More...

Rec 2 7/10

The first Rec was both a very good as "zombie" movie and for being a "found footage" film. You never thought that... Read More...

Hercules 9/10

There are about three hundred movies named Hercules (usually with "vs. <insert name here>" after the name).... Read More...

Blow Up 8/10

Blow Up is a movie that I have often heard referenced in relation to other movie's I love, most notably Deep... Read More...

House of the Devil 7/10

I went into this film not knowing anything about it and ended up liking it despite the slow, SLOW build-up. The retro, early... Read More...

Barbarella 6/10

After having read the comic a few months back I thought it would be a good time to finally watch this old TBS staple (along... Read More...

Pulse 3/10

Woah! Joey Lawrence fights a sentient electricity monster. This is a lame made-for-TV quality film that takes forever to get... Read More...

Tron Legacy 6/10

A lot of nerds were really excited by the prospect of a Tron sequel. What they all seemed to fail to take in to... Read More...

The Green Slime 6/10

This is a late sixties Japanese monster movie but it stars mostly Western actors. The rubber-suit monsters, space ships and... Read More...

2010
Title Rating
Black Mama White Mama 7/10

And here we go again with what I thought was going to be another sleazy women in prison movie. To my surprise, the prison... Read More...

Women in Cages 6/10

This was another grind house era women in prison movie. I suppose the twist here is that Pam Grier is the bad guy in this... Read More...

All the Boys Love Mandy Lane 5/10

This was a slight twist on a typical teen slasher movie. A very, very slight twist which you will see coming from a million... Read More...

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus 5/10

This film was next in line in my recent rash of bad movies: Troll 2... Birdemic. Unlike those Legendary crap fests, this... Read More...

Whip and the Body 8/10

I finally got around to watching this highly regarded Mario Bava film and it is definitely one of his better efforts. I am... Read More...

Megamind 6/10

A typical post-Shrek CGI animated feature. This was the first modern 3-D movie I have seen in the theater. 3-D doesn't add... Read More...

Hercules Against the Barbarians 5/10

How's this for a novel concept: the reason Poles were able to defend their realm against the invading armies of Genghis Khan... Read More...

9th Company 7/10

This is nothing you haven't seen a hundred times before in war movies. The Russian perspective of Afganistan is a bit of a... Read More...

Dario Argento's Phantom of the Opera 4/10

After watching this, I think I am pretty close to having seen all of Argento's films. I held off on this one for so long... Read More...

Best Worst Movie 8/10

I've written about Troll 2 here... Read More...

Friday Foster 4/10

You know you are in trouble when the most convincing performance in your film is by Isaac from The Love Boat.... Read More...

The Incredible Hulk 6/10

Yet another superhero movie to bore me. I admit, this one was more watchable than Ironman. I guess I am more attracted... Read More...

Anthropophagus 5/10

For a movie that is so imfamous for its gore, there certainly isn't much to see here. The shock moments aren't really that... Read More...

Ironman 5/10

I am sick of superhero movies. Robert Downey Jr. gives a lively performance as Tony Stark, but, other than that, this is a... Read More...

Get Lamp 8/10

Get Lamp is a documentary about text adventure games from Jason Scott, the director of BBS: The Documentary... Read More...

Despicable Me 8/10

I went in to this film ready to hate it but it wasn't that bad. It follows the same themes as Up with a cranky old... Read More...

Up 6/10

If they cut this film off at about 15 minutes it would have been a near-perfect short film. Unfortunately, once the main... Read More...

Birdemic: Shock and Terror 8/10

Incredibly bad film. Horrible acting, dialog and effects. The net result is an incredibly fun, so-bad-it's-good movie that... Read More...

Survival of the Dead 6/10

Another modern zombie movie that doesn't even attempt to be scary. I guess the Hatfields vs. McCoy setup could have been... Read More...

Lucio Fulci's Conquest 6/10

The Spanish/Mexican/Italian answer to Conan or Clash of the Titans. This one feels more like the latter... Read More...

Resident Evil 7/10

Another movie that has no reason for being enjoyable, and yet I thought it was pretty good. This could have turned into a 00... Read More...

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 7/10

This should be an awful movie. The fact that it is producted by Adam Sandler should be enough of a deterrant. But it turns... Read More...

Battle Royale 8/10

Another Japanese movie. This one is about a future where the only way to keep those rotten kids under control is to pick a... Read More...

Uzumaki 6/10

Japanese horror movie about a town in which the inhabitants slowly become mesmerized by uzumaki. Uzumaki ... Read More...

Perversion Story 6/10

A pre-gore Lucio Fulci giallo that, like most of Fulci's films, looks great with plenty of wonderful close ups and weird... Read More...

Spider Baby 7/10

This is a cult classic from what I hear. I thought it was pretty good but not great-a little too heavy handed in its... Read More...

The Twelve Chairs 6/10

Mel Brooks's second feature doesn't do much to differentiate itself from every other late 60's era comedy. I found it rather... Read More...

How to Train Your Dragon 8/10

Hackneyed story benefits from some amazing computer animation. Basically, it's yet another retelling of E.T. where kid finds... Read More...

Zombieland 8/10

This was a somewhat refreshing take on the zombie genre with funny, Zombie Survival Guide inspired narration. The... Read More...

Split Second 3/10

A terrible sci-fi monster movie where the action exists mainly in the form of Rutger Hauer grabbing other characters by the... Read More...

You Don't Mess With The Zohan 4/10

A heavy handed attempt at goofball comedy that fails at least 95% of the time. The makers of this film don't seem to grasp... Read More...

Gamer 5/10

I can't believe this is not a SciFi Channel movie. It's okay, I guess, but the film tries too hard to be a Paul Verhoeven... Read More...

Moon 9/10

Finally a sci-fi movie that isn't all about special effects (although there are plenty subtle effects to be seen here). The... Read More...

The Maltese Falcon 9/10

Although the plot seems to bounce around from time to time, this is about as hardboiled as hardboiled detective films get.... Read More...

District 9 8/10

A good well-paced sci-fi action movie. Didn't quite live up to the the hype and is mostly noteworthy because of the South... Read More...

Troll 2 5/10

Yes, it's as bad as you've heard. Definately falls under the "so bad it's good" category. I would recommend watching this,... Read More...

Black Dynamite 8/10

This is not so much a parody as a straight-up recreation of a low budget 70s black exploitation film. The humor comes from... Read More...

Zonbi Jieitai 4/10

No-budget Japanese zombie movie with a dumb story a few good gore shots and lots of horrible iMovie-quality digital effects... Read More...

Giallo 8/10

Giallo isn't quite the return to form I wanted from Dario Argento, but it's a much better movie than the majority... Read More...

Une vieille maîtresse 6/10

A somewhat miscast French costume drama based on a 19th Century erotic novel. The male lead is played by a creepy man-boy /... Read More...

Terminator Salvation 6/10

For the first 20 minutes or so I couldn't see why this film got such bad reviews. I was really enjoying it. And then they... Read More...

2009
Title Rating
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 8/10

The series chugs along. Number three is still the best movie of the series, but this one performs as expected. The kids in... Read More...

The Devil Rides Out 6/10

This is another film that just begs for more creepy atmosphere. As it is, it feels too much like a stage play with sparse... Read More...

The House with the Laughing Windows 5/10

I think I have a bias against films where the protagonist has a beard, unless said film contains magic and elves. Seriously... Read More...

Rec 8/10

Another shaky handheld camera horror movie ala Blair Witch Project or Cloverfield. This style is getting a... Read More...

Conan the Barbarian 7/10

Back when I was a kid I had seen Conan the Barbarian sequel Conan the Destroyer at least half-a-dozen... Read More...

The Big Doll House 5/10

The Big Doll House is a 70s women-in-prison film which featured Pam Grier in more of a supporting role. The film is... Read More...

Coffy 7/10

Another Pam Grier blaxploitation film cut from the same cloth as Foxy Brown. This one is not as well paced or... Read More...

Foxy Brown 8/10

This is the first film I am watching in my Pam Grier film fest and it's a good one. There plenty of over-the-top violence... Read More...

Meatball Machine 4/10

After seeing The Machine Girl I was itching for more Japanese splatter, but it turns out most of these movies suck... Read More...

Supercop 8/10

Pretty good Jackie Chan faire. Not his best, but plenty of good action here.

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Oira sukeban 5/10

An excuse to have a lot of topless women fight in poorly choreographed battles, while the camera zooms in to their private... Read More...

Quantum of Solace 7/10

While still better than the majority of post-Connery Bond films, this one lacks the intrigue and story of Casino Royale... Read More...

Max Payne 8/10

A lot of people hated this movie, but I thought it was pretty darn good. Okay, the demons were a bit much and there's... Read More...

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 7/10

Well, someone finally found a film genre that hadn't been parodied—the rock bio pic. They pull it off relatively well... Read More...

My Name Is Bruce 6/10

Bruce Campbell's self-depricating monster movie. Somewhat of a big in-joke, but I found myself laughing a few times.

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Chocolate 8/10

Well done Kung-Fu flick about a retarded girl who knows how to fight.

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Tokyo Gore Police 6/10

Japanese splatter. Despite the gore, it gets boring pretty quickly.

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The French Sex Murders 5/10

Mediocre giallo from Dick Randall and Mondo Macabro

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The Dark Knight 9/10

Even better than Batman Begins.

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Sabata 8/10

A better-than-most Spaghetti Western with high-flying acrobatics.

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Sukiaki Western Django 9/10

Super stylish Japanese tribute to Spaghetti Westerns. Only hindered by the thick Japanese accents.

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Wall-E 8/10

A fun movie but it felt shallow in the the end to me.

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El Orfanato (The Orphanage) 8/10

Very good ghost story from the producers of Pan's Labyrynth.

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The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things 6/10

Dark story of child abuse and drugs.

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Get Carter 7/10

Still not sure what I think of this. A brutal character study of an anti-hero with a confusing plot.

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