June 2008

Enchanted

Rating: 
6/10

Mildly Entertaining Disney faire

The Happening

Rating: 
4/10

Bad acting and a cheesy premise.

Cloverfield

Rating: 
8/10

Very well done fake-real video horror.

The Case of the Scorpion's Tail

Rating: 
8/10

This is a pretty top-notch Giallo. It has George Hilton, Luigi Pistilli, a black hatted killer, bloody murder set pieces, sexy 70s European fashion, wonderful cinematic compositions, a dissonant score by Bruno Nicolai and oodles upon oodles of J & B Scotch Whiskey. On top of all that, a story that actually makes sense (a Giallo rarity!), you be twisting and turning until the very end.

The Odessa File

Rating: 
5/10

Lacks the pacing that could have made this a great spy thriller, and many of the performances are quite wooden. However, the climax is quite well done and makes up for much of the ho hum middle.

The Love Guru

Rating: 
6/10

A lot of people said this was horrible, but I didn't mind it so much. Funny but completly lacking in character development.

Tropic Thunder

Rating: 
6/10

Entertaining war film parody. A little bit too much of an action film at the end.

Kung Fu Panda

Rating: 
7/10

Decent animated feature that's completely cliche, but enjoyable.

La Decima Vittima

Rating: 
6/10

A quirky 60's sci-fi thriller meets bedroom farce. Fairly entertaining but the ending is muddled.

Simpsons: The Movie

Rating: 
5/10

Like a long medicore episode. Very disappointing.